26 March 2012
Oxfords and Pretty Pleats
The first thing your mother might say when seeing your oxfords is “they look like men’s shoes.” When you reply “yeah, so?”, she may display one of her facial expressions that signal disapproval. Your grandmother might tell you to abandon them all together and give you money to buy “shoes that woman wear.” Appease them by wearing a full a-line skirt slightly above the knee. The witty juxtaposition will render even the most traditionalist speechless.